Wednesday, September 27, 2006


Mme Cyn has not posted in a while, as she is out of sorts. It is one of those "what am I doing in this godforsaken sand pit" months, and as she has nothing nice to say, she has said nothing.

Actually, that is not quite true. I have said plenty behind closed doors, but one of the things that is getting right up my nose lately is that we foreigners have all been, in effect, gagged. And this is item number one on my current "I hate this" list. As a stranger in a strange land, I do not have the right or freedom to speak my mind.

And so I won't. Amazing how effectively living here in the sandlands has taught me to hold my tongue. My grandmother would have been thrilled -- she tried to teach me for years.

Friday, September 15, 2006


Why is it that every movie that comes out of Hollywood nowadays seems to be shot in glorious wobblecam? Can they not afford tripods in LA? OK, so I understand that in an action flick with lots of fighting, chases, explosions and general chaos they use the hand-held camera to give an edgy sense of immediacy and realism to the action. I noticed it first in a film called Paycheck which hit Dubai a couple of years ago, and that was fine. The technique was fresh and interesting then. Now it’s just tiring. Action scenes that jumped around became the standard in every action film I saw until The Bourne Supremacy came out and took the jitters a step further—not just the fight scenes shook, but half the film was shot in a blur. And then Miami Vice came along a couple of weeks ago and hit an all-time jittervision low. Not only did the cameramen wriggle all over the set, but they kept switching to nasty, grainy video tape that they apparently shot with Dad’s old Sony Camcorder. I mean, what is up with Hollywood these days? Is St Vitus’ Dance suddenly endemic in American dolly grips? I came out of the cinema thoroughly nauseated.

I swore off watching action movies unless I was primed with Stugeron, and so went this evening to see The New World. Pocahontas meets John Smith: a little red vs. white tomahawk action maybe, but essentially a love story and therefore safe from wobblecam, right? Wrong.

The New World seems to want to be an art-house flick. There is very little dialogue and very little background music, but it’s dripping with atmosphere all the same: a lot of silence, lots of crickets and rustling trees; the natives don’t even get subtitled when they’re trying to communicate with the settlers. Very arty, with a drive toward realism – war paint, flies, filth, squalor, etc. Instead of dialogue it has voice-overs that perhaps are meant to represent what the two main characters were thinking but did not have the common language to express. That kind of arty. It’s a serious sort of film about the first settlers to go over the waves and colonize the new world. Except the whole damn film pitched and rolled like they shot it on board the Mayflower. And then they had the nerve to list the Steadicam operator in the credits! Don’t know what he actually did, but I hope they didn’t pay him much.

Thursday, September 14, 2006


I go through dentists like other women go through boyfriends. I’ve had them old. I’ve had them young. I’ve had the humorless and the facetious. I’ve had the ones whose signs read “PAINLESS” and were anything but. I’ve had sandal-wearing, sitar-playing ex-hippies who stocked wild arrays of gum-numbing drugs and used them recreationally. I’ve had curmudgeonly grumps whose Gestapo receptionists would usher patients into an antiseptic waiting room and ply them with two-year-old magazines to pass the time until the kid in the chair stopped screaming and she could bark out “next!” and shunt the next poor sap into the Chair of Doom. Once I even found a fabulous dentist who used to do hits off the laughing gas with me after we’d finished up, but I lost him when his horrid wife made him give up an excellent practice to go fix teeth on a kibbutz. Come to think of it, I had twice as many dentists in college than I had dates. And I’m still racking them up.

I inherited my parents’ teeth (gee, thanks), and spent years and thousands trying to avoid the worst of their bridges and implants. Those same parents who gave me my teeth did make sure I had braces (nice and straight) which of course further weakened the enamel of my already genetically crap teeth. Bad genes, bad luck, and a wicked beef jerky habit, and I have a mouthful of amalgam and metalwork.

Brushing, flossing, water picks, electric brushes, rinsing with plaque-killing, germ-stomping mouthwashes: nothing stemmed the inevitable tide of cavities and cracked teeth, so a couple of years ago (after having been through three dentists in this town alone) I just gave up. Decided not to visit a dentist until I absolutely had to. Which was a couple of weeks ago.

I’d been ignoring that tooth on and off since Christmas 2005, figuring if I rode it out the pain would go away. It flared up in Egypt, but as I could still function and I wasn’t about to take a day off diving to go to yet another dentist and writhe in agony in yet another chair, I took pills, doused my mouth in clove oil and dived anyway. It’s amazing how you can justify avoiding something you really don’t want to do.

I came back to town and asked advice from someone who goes to an Indian dentist in Sharjah, who said his dentist was just fine (“and, more importantly, cheap!”) – but he’s a hard bastard with naturally pearly whites and doesn’t have that bad tooth baggage I do, so I wasn’t too sure about his judgment on things dental. I wasn’t going back to the New York NJB I’d seen a couple of years before because a) getting an appointment was nearly impossible and b) I couldn’t afford to subsidize his Jumeirah real estate. The Swedish dentist I’d seen when I first came here was long gone, so she was out, too. Still I hesitated re the woman in Sharjah. Indian dentist? British-trained? I’ve lived in Dubai long enough to be slightly suspect of Indian subcontinent craftsmanship (OK, so I’m judging on building specs and plumbing), and I’ve seen British teeth, after all…

As it happened, I ended up with Dr. B in Karama (Indian and British-trained) simply because he’s in the clinic closest to my apartment and he didn’t have anyone in the chair at the time I staggered in gripping my (by then) massively infected face.

I had broken a filling, cracked two teeth and developed a deep infection throughout my lower jaw. I can’t take penicillin, so he had to put me on erythromycin, (horrid stuff) which took forever to work, but did. Every couple of days he had me in to check the infection and change the dressing. Evening appointments? Not a problem, as he lives above the shop. When I informed him that I might scream my head off and scare the other patients, he smiled and said “If I hurt you, you can scream as loud as you want.” He hasn’t caused a bit of pain yet and has certainly relieved a great deal (and this root canal/crown is half the price of the one I bought from the NJB in Jumeirah, so no pain there either.)

So it looks like I may have finally found a dentist I can commit to. Dr. B. is absolutely fantastic. So far.
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